Monday, September 29, 2008

Hammock-Land

Say there was this massively long hammock, that went from Ireland to Puerto Rico, and people could just hop on from one end to the other, and hang out in the trans-Atlantic hammock? Peoples of the world would be united by good times, plus it would be a cool way to travel. Hop in at the Irish coast, sort of slide to the middle, and then climb the rest of the way, get out, and take a little vacation in the Caribbean!

What if there were people who stayed in the hammock forever? Just chillin' in the middle, selling souvenirs to people who were coming and going. And then what if those people met other people, and fell in love and got married and started a family, right there in the hammock? What if the population grew, and they formed a system of government, and the UN recognized them as their own country: Hammock-Land?

I'll tell you what would happen: Happily ever after, that's what.

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